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Denavae
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 Post Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:32 pm    Post subject: When Trevor and boredom reproduce ...
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[Soleil Sanctuary, Hallway]
The hallway stretches in a north/south direction. The floors, walls, and ceiling here are all made of marble streaked with glowing veins of gold. A polished wooden doorway on the western wall leads into some sort of office. Decorative paintings hang on the wall across from the door.
 
You also see a polished wooden door, a wooden bench and Thinker Gunther Meyer.
You notice exits leading north and south.

Denavae DeVries prances around.
You exclaim, "Gunther!"

You see Thinker Gunther Meyer, the Human Psionic.
He has clear emerald eyes and a pale complexion.
He has long blonde hair tied back with a leather thong.
He seems to be very young for a human.
 
He is not holding anything.
He is wearing a coarse brown monk's robe.

You exclaim, "Stop, damn it!  They're my friends!"
You growl at Gunther Meyer.
You exclaim, "I do all my work!  It's not my fault I'm having to pay for all those damn trinkets out of my own pockets you lazy bastard!"
You ask, "SO are you stopping or sending more clockwork asapi to chase me out?  Hmm?"

Gunther glances at you, and narrows his eyes.

You exclaim, "Don't you fucking glare at me!"
You smack Gunther Meyer on the back of the head!

Denavae DeVries whispers, "We must protect the muffins at all cost."

You exclaim, "No!  Stop it!  I will not protect the muffins!"

Denavae DeVries whispers, "But they're so yummy and buttery on top."

You exclaim, "No, no, NO!"
Denavae DeVries cradles his head in his hands, as he continues to shake.

You exclaim, "Muffins are for eating! Not protecting!"

Denavae DeVries whispers, "But what if someone else wants to eat them before you?"

You exclaim, "Then I'd murder their ass and take the muffins and eat them myself!"
You exclaim, "NO!  Stop it!"

Denavae DeVries mumbles something about the Muffin King.
You lean towards Denavae DeVries and whisper, "Hi!"
Denavae DeVries whispers, "Then you'd be protecting the muffins from them!"

Denavae DeVries wails, "NOOOoooo!"

Denavae DeVries whispers, "This is a paradox that actually reflects your life and the inner meaning of existence. Thankfully, you're insane, and thus it comes to you simply."

You exclaim, "I'm insane?  I'M the one who's insane!?  You sick fuck!"
Denavae DeVries mumbles something about the Muffin King.

You grab Gunther Meyer by the shoulders and shake him!
Gunther appears to be deep in thought.

You exclaim, "No, no!  Gunther, so help me gods, I will beat you into your next hospital bed if you don't stop!"



A little ways down the road at CC (well, west of cc, rather)


[Llanfair, Sihil Garden]
This beautiful garden is partially enclosed by curved ivy-covered walls. There are two gaps to the east and west. On the north wall, you notice a small waterfall. Oddly, the water crashes to the ground and immediately dissipates. Arranged in no particular pattern, a large variety of blooming flowers line the narrow walkway that passes through. You notice the sweet smell carried in on the cool air as you take a deep breath.
 
As you take note of your surroundings, you discover that the air has a sweet smell to it.
 
You also see a small shop with a beaded doorway, the wreckage of a clockwork asapi who is lying down, a clockwork asapi, a clockwork asapi, a clockwork asapi, a clockwork asapi, a clockwork asapi, a clockwork asapi, a clockwork asapi, a clockwork asapi, a clockwork asapi, a clockwork asapi and a clockwork asapi.

(that’s after killing a few)




Thanks a bunch, Trevor!
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