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Tylen
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 Post Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:33 pm    Post subject: Always good to know
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How you will die

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Tim: At age 67 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

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 Post Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:45 pm    Post subject:
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Will: At age 26 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.


--William
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tygerwulf
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Joined: 06 Jul 2003
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 Post Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:50 pm    Post subject:
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Tyg: At age 62 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.


*Sings* O Canada!
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Joined: 23 Aug 2003
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 Post Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:29 pm    Post subject:
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xaiseiri: At age 46 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
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 Post Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:07 pm    Post subject:
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Hok: At age 37 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.


There is NO way I will ever be in ANY jungle. So I guess I'll never die. MWAHAHAHAHA!
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HR-Trevor
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 Post Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:35 pm    Post subject:
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Rich: At age 48 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

Trevor: At age 84 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

The 48-84 thing is interesting.
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Tylen
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 Post Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:55 am    Post subject:
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If it were pink, I'd be more worried...

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Aesal: At age 131 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

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Haidee
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 Post Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:06 am    Post subject:
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Haidee: At age 29 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.


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Jackie: At age 48 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.


I guess thinking isn't my forte.
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Tylen
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 Post Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:06 am    Post subject:
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Haidee wrote:
I guess thinking isn't my forte.


It's ok, dear. We already knew that. Laughing
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Hubert



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 Post Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 2:04 pm    Post subject:
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Yay!! I'll be the senior citizen

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At age 74 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

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RLH



Joined: 15 Aug 2004
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 Post Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:37 pm    Post subject:
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Shareen: At age 23 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra. Razz Classy!
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You hear the voice of Yaru Dex say, "For her MONEY geez! Not her VA****!."
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Tao: At age 72 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.
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 Post Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:57 am    Post subject:
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Shay: At age 61 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.


I always knew either alcohol or Hannah would be my demise....

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The Real Me: At age 58 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.


Whats hysterical about that is my brother once peed on our electric fence when we were kids... that was funny as hell.
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She won't even let you hold her as she begins to cry.
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 Post Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:03 pm    Post subject:
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Morrigan: At age 69 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.


Wow that's so oddly fitting its scary.
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HR-Mickey
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Joined: 24 Nov 2002
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 Post Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:43 pm    Post subject:
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Mickey: At age 43 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.


I'm not sure that sounds credible; I've never used pyrotechnics at a show.

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(Real Name): At age 43 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.


That sounds a lot more plausible.
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To make a long story short, don't tell it.

I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
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