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 Post Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:24 pm    Post subject: Ponderings...
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Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?

If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?

Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?

Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?

If you get cheated by the better business bureau, who do you complain to?

Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist?

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age, we're still alive?

Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?

Who was in the kitchen with Dina?

Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?

Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?

How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do they call it disposable douche? Is there a kind of douche you keep after using?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

How can there be "self help GROUPS"?

How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

How can someone "draw a blank"?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

What's the opposite of opposite?

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
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