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tygerwulf
Teh Pink Assassin.


Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Posts: 1189
Location: Hiding right behind you, Don't look!

 Post Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:17 am    Post subject:
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You don't wait to just dump your bait into a male bag do you? That would make a big mess!

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>ask librarian about books
An elderly librarian says, "I don't know much about that, I'm afraid."
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HR-Trevor
Boss Type Guy


Joined: 04 Oct 2002
Posts: 6683
Location: Louisville, KY

 Post Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:38 pm    Post subject:
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If you were to roll back to this image, you would lose 7226 experience points and 9899 levels.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." -- Plato

-- Trevor Rage / Rich Mondy
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dragonseyes



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Posts: 186
Location: Guarding the Gates.

 Post Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:15 pm    Post subject:
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>SIT SEAT
>
You sit on the dunk seat.
>TOSS BAG
>You take careful aim and toss your bean bag at the red target.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
Roundtime: 10 sec.
>
You notice Trace Moonbeam holding his breath a moment before the bean bag connects with the target. A loud thunk sounds and the dunk seat falls out from under Trace Moonbeam!
Looks like Trace Moonbeam's aim was true! With only seconds to plug your nose you splash into the freezing water of the dunk tank! Brrrrrrr!
*SPLASH*
A heavily muscled Jaddan drags you out of the dunk tank and gently settles you on the ground.
Roundtime: 15 sec.
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Roundtime: 25 sec.
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HR-Hannah



Joined: 11 Apr 2004
Posts: 374
Location: Floating above Abbindolare, Hannah's Cloud

 Post Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:51 pm    Post subject:
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LOL I left that (the option of dunking yourself) in there in case there was nobody else to play with.
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Denavae
Lookit the flowers!


Joined: 02 Dec 2006
Posts: 289
Location: [Jareya, Hidden Cove]

 Post Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:38 pm    Post subject:
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You carefully look over a morgue attendant.
It cannot be worn.
You can't determine anything special about a morgue attendant.



Gotta love it when you can't wear those attendants.
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Life is grand. Then you become a surfer with a keen interest in thrilling acts of life-threatening stupidity and realize that the only real life, is the one full of fun times.

BoonDock Saints wrote:
When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.
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dragonseyes



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Posts: 186
Location: Guarding the Gates.

 Post Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:03 pm    Post subject:
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There is nothing inside some velvety black xarloa boxers with grey stitching embroidered with a scaled fish in shades of silver.


OMG, where'd it go!!!
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HR-Mickey
Cloverfield Monster


Joined: 24 Nov 2002
Posts: 1844
Location: I've Got No 'billy

 Post Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:51 pm    Post subject:
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>beckham
You crumple to the ground as your legs fail to support your weight.
You exclaim, "Oh my, my ankle!  It hurts!"

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Mickey Brunner

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs.
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soundless
EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!


Joined: 22 May 2004
Posts: 5970
Location: Spaceship

 Post Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:11 pm    Post subject:
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>beckham
You crumple to the ground as your legs fail to support your weight.
You exclaim, "Oh my, my ankle!  It hurts!"


no fair i tried that one Sad

easter egg--
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With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death.
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HR-Mickey
Cloverfield Monster


Joined: 24 Nov 2002
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Location: I've Got No 'billy

 Post Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:59 pm    Post subject:
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Oops. It IS a real command, just a GM-only one. We've got a zillion of those.
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Mickey Brunner

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs.
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soundless
EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!


Joined: 22 May 2004
Posts: 5970
Location: Spaceship

 Post Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:55 pm    Post subject:
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i want whatever command lets you drive around on your motorbike Sad
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death.
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Haidee
Bow chicka bow wow


Joined: 29 Jul 2003
Posts: 647
Location: ..where am I again?...

 Post Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:20 am    Post subject:
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Elwae Fleury stows his her boobs in a heavily scarred black leather case.

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Inside an intricately beaded twilight black suede corset with hot pink lacings you see a buttery nipple, a buttery nipple, a steaming pile of gamojab poop, a speckled red crab, a chocolate chip brownie, a map of Haelrahv, a huge blonde hair ball, a severed Haidee head, and your boobs.
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RLH



Joined: 15 Aug 2004
Posts: 170
Location: Llanfair Courthouse

 Post Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:23 pm    Post subject:
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Haidee wrote:
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Elwae Fleury stows his her boobs in a heavily scarred black leather case.


He's got magic boobs! Shocked
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"The real issue isnt whether or not there is a morally acceptable amount of sex or violence, the real issue is; how can we put more sex in our violence?"
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Xavain Gramorham says, "Yet you wanted to marry Mellie."
You hear the voice of Yaru Dex say, "For her MONEY geez! Not her VA****!."
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tygerwulf
Teh Pink Assassin.


Joined: 06 Jul 2003
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Location: Hiding right behind you, Don't look!

 Post Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:25 pm    Post subject:
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She....has magic boobs. Stows "her" boobs.
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