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Kit
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A tiny bead of faint sapphire fairy-shaped light appears on Autae Satyr's left hand as you aim a slender black sniper rifle equipped with a Habaek Mark-2 laser scope along the ebony stock at him.
Roundtime: 4 sec.
Autae Satyr says, "Eek."
Autae Satyr moves his hands in a smooth, circular motion as he intones the incantation of a spell.
Autae Satyr exclaims, "Run away!"
Autae Satyr disappears before your very eyes! |
If only he had some coconuts.
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soundless
EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!
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| Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:26 am Post subject: |
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the jazz hands made up for it
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death. |
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Enverdi
Strange and Exciting
Joined: 19 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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There is something wrong with this picture:
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Hannah Channing nods to you.
>'I figured out what to call it, finally.
You say, "I figured out what to call it, finally."
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Hannah Channing picks up a chith.
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Hannah Channing nods to you.
>blink
You blink. |
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Hannah Channing says, "Didn't want him bothering us with a bunch of attacks."
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Hannah Channing glances at a chith. |
We then talked about why I assisted, and then....
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Hannah Channing drops a chith.
'Exactly.
>You say, "Exactly."
>'Thanks.
You say, "Thanks."
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Hannah Channing exclaims, "Have a good night!"
>draw other gun
You draw forth a sleek nilferton pulse gun inlaid with eorae runes from your leather spider.
>'You too.
Hannah Channing waves.
You say, "You too."
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Striking swiftly, a chith swings a knobby wooden club at Hannah Channing. In short order, she lands a serious hit to her right hand as Hannah Channing fails to dodge the attack. |
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Why use logic when you can just...make stuff up? |
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SoulTorn
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
Joined: 20 Nov 2002
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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Lashing out fiercely, a royal soldier slashes a fine eilaro katana at Aegan Z'dan. In a display of skill, she lands a good hit to his left eye as Aegan Z'dan fails to parry the attack.
Aegan Z'dan is completely dazed by the attack! |
Not a quote...but still amusing.
-Chris
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Kit
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| Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:16 am Post subject: |
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Lashing out fiercely, a royal soldier slashes a fine eilaro katana at Aegan Z'dan. In a display of skill, she lands a good hit to his left eye as Aegan Z'dan fails to parry the attack.
Aegan Z'dan is completely dazed by the attack! |
Not a quote...but still amusing.
-Chris |
Why did the prince's guards attack him?
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HR-Beau
The Good Fairy
Joined: 02 Nov 2002
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Location: Aena Sur, Isle of Esia
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| Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:26 am Post subject: |
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Because that particular type of guard is aggressive.
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Kit
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| Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:38 am Post subject: |
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| HR-Beau wrote: |
| Because that particular type of guard is aggressive. |
He needs to look into getting some more loyal guards! ^.^
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HR-Beau
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I believe that those responsible have been sacked.
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Kit
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| Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:05 am Post subject: |
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| I believe that those responsible have been sacked. |
XD So long as there are no llamas during the credits, things should be all right.
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maddie
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| Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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I found a "Faith surprise gynantonnix" in a box and got curious.
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sip gyn
That was the last of the gynantonnix. You have made the mistake of thinking this is going to be something wholesome. Within moments of the vile liquid coursing down your throat, you suddenly fall to the ground paralyzed. The only movement you are capable of seems to be coming from your lips, which are making a slow moaning noise slowly rising to a high-pitched shriek as visions of Faith's hell flash before your eyes.
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Kit
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| Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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I found a "Faith surprise gynantonnix" in a box and got curious.
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sip gyn
That was the last of the gynantonnix. You have made the mistake of thinking this is going to be something wholesome. Within moments of the vile liquid coursing down your throat, you suddenly fall to the ground paralyzed. The only movement you are capable of seems to be coming from your lips, which are making a slow moaning noise slowly rising to a high-pitched shriek as visions of Faith's hell flash before your eyes.
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Didb't you look at it? Big skull and crossbones or something.
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maddie
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| Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:17 am Post subject: |
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| Of course I looked at it. Skull and crossbones and a big red warning label. I got curious. But I was afraid it would kill me and it didn't, so it was funny. Yes, I have a weird sense of humor. |
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Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS
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| Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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Lisa Houston begins a seductive, fluid dance.
>boo
You boo loudly. |
From hiding.
Man, I am the freaking king of wit.
--William
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ragonda
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You pounce on a burning camp fire!
Josie Laurens says, "Goob ya gonna get burned."
Dregonard Kruhtha releases the fresh scent of burnt dregonard.
You pounce on a short wall!
You climb into a marble fountain.
Dregonard Kruhtha sizzles.
Dregonard Kruhtha emits puffs of steam.
You climb out of the fountain!
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Brokyn
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>detect magic
Your concentration lapses at a critical moment during your invocation! It fails and the power energies you were harnessing course through you wildly!
Loose items and debris around you suddenly spring to life and hurtle toward you as your mental powers spin out of control!
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I think Jesus loves me.
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