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Dzynna
Shadow Master


Joined: 11 Jan 2004
Posts: 748
Location: Somewhere in the wilds

 Post Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:38 pm    Post subject:
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See my signature. Shocked
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Kit
Cybertech Extraordinaire~


Joined: 31 Aug 2004
Posts: 3071
Location: Currently cyberwiring your mind

 Post Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:40 am    Post subject:
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Best quote ever:

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Dixie Pierce says, "I wanna watch everyone else because I'm just a perv like that but put clay in left pouch."
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Dixie Pierce exclaims, "Fucking macros!"

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soundless
EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!


Joined: 22 May 2004
Posts: 5970
Location: Spaceship

 Post Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:43 am    Post subject:
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You allow Mellie to dress you.
Mellie dresses you with a soft white xila silk push-up bra.
Mellie Knight falls to the ground laughing hysterically!

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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death.
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Joined: 12 Jul 2004
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 Post Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:57 am    Post subject:
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Dzynna is evil.
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You hack your way through a very young fisherman's back. It may not have been pretty, but it got the job done.
A very young fisherman groans and collapses.
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zamde
Maestro


Joined: 06 Nov 2003
Posts: 211

 Post Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:59 pm    Post subject:
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You search the Modan Kucho and find an on/off switch!

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An eye for an eye; but my eye's worth more.

Dixie Pierce says, "I heard Zamde can't have kids cause she lactates poison."

[Telepathy] Yaru Dex projects: I thought Zamde doesn't have kids because her womb is full of aisobs.

You can't spell "slaughter" without 'laughter'.

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Tylen
Alpha Antifemale


Joined: 29 Jul 2003
Posts: 1192
Location: Not Colorado

 Post Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:34 pm    Post subject:
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** The phrase "break a leg" just wasn't ambitious enough for Mellie Knight. [8:31 pm]
** Mellie Knight was soundly defeated by Aesal Anari-Idia in the Zgedhi Gkenrzeg Rav! [8:31 pm]


Nothing more fun than killing your mother-in-law. Razz
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** The phrase "break a leg" just wasn't ambitious enough for Mellie Knight. [8:31 pm]
** Mellie Knight was soundly defeated by Aesal Anari-Idia in the Zgedhi Gkenrzeg Rav! [8:31 pm]
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soundless
EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!


Joined: 22 May 2004
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 Post Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:37 pm    Post subject:
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did that place open up again, or that an old quote?
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death.
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Tylen
Alpha Antifemale


Joined: 29 Jul 2003
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Location: Not Colorado

 Post Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 4:59 pm    Post subject:
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soundless wrote:
did that place open up again, or that an old quote?


Last real kill before it closed last night.
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** The phrase "break a leg" just wasn't ambitious enough for Mellie Knight. [8:31 pm]
** Mellie Knight was soundly defeated by Aesal Anari-Idia in the Zgedhi Gkenrzeg Rav! [8:31 pm]
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Dzynna
Shadow Master


Joined: 11 Jan 2004
Posts: 748
Location: Somewhere in the wilds

 Post Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:46 pm    Post subject:
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Lertig wrote:
Dzynna is evil.


No, unfortunately, thanks to the detect magic thing...she's currently 'good'. Which is why she's hunting guards almost exclusively right now. Trying to get back to that neutral alignment.

Unless you just mean I, the player, am evil, and on that subject...not evil, just a bitch. Twisted Evil
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fatboy



Joined: 12 Jul 2004
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 Post Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:32 pm    Post subject:
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Yeah, but you were a bitch even as Cadmuson's mom, but I still love you!
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A very young fisherman groans and collapses.
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Sorkaa



Joined: 02 Aug 2003
Posts: 448

 Post Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:15 pm    Post subject: The amazing tumbling Kucho.
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Taking advantage of an opening, you fire a reflective telyron-plated splattergun with a halxna dragon coiled around the stock at the Modan Kucho.  With finesse, you land a fair hit to his chest as the Modan Kucho fails to dodge the attack.
The Modan Kucho reels and falls flat on his back!
The Modan Kucho tumbles and rolls into a good position and leaps back to his feet!
... another shot hits the Modan Kucho in the right eye!
The Modan Kucho reels and falls flat on his back!
The Modan Kucho tumbles and rolls into a good position and leaps back to his feet!
... another shot hits the Modan Kucho in the abdomen!
... Critical strike!
... another shot hits the Modan Kucho in the left foot!
... another shot hits the Modan Kucho in the right foot!
... Critical strike!
The Modan Kucho reels and falls flat on his back!
The Modan Kucho tumbles and rolls into a good position and leaps back to his feet!
[You are incredibly balanced, healthy, and well rested.]
Roundtime: 1 sec.


Three rolls in one second, not a bad trick.
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Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS


Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 3648
Location: Northern Georgia

 Post Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:53 am    Post subject:
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I'm not really feeling or thinking 100% (wicked combo of allergies + minor cold), so I ended up SENSEing an NPC.

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You also see a round rack with some stuff on it, Sel Viyei, a display case filled with weaponry, an ailferton shelf with some stuff on it, a silver-colored stand with a number of short spikes jutting out from it with some stuff on it and a storage room door.
You notice an exit leading out.

>sense sel
You lay a hand upon Sel Viyei and focus intently upon it.
Roundtime: 10 sec.
R>You detect nothing special about the Sel Viyei.


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fatboy



Joined: 12 Jul 2004
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 Post Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:56 am    Post subject:
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Where is that?
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Enverdi
Strange and Exciting


Joined: 19 Jul 2004
Posts: 514

 Post Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:59 pm    Post subject:
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The haberdashy in the underground.
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Why use logic when you can just...make stuff up?
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the blue fairy
Grandmistress


Joined: 09 Dec 2003
Posts: 1049
Location: my own hell

 Post Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:12 am    Post subject:
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A tiny bead of faint sapphire fairy-shaped light appears on Autae Satyr's left hand as you aim a slender black sniper rifle equipped with a Habaek Mark-2 laser scope along the ebony stock at him.
Roundtime: 4 sec.


Autae Satyr says, "Eek."

Autae Satyr moves his hands in a smooth, circular motion as he intones the incantation of a spell.

Autae Satyr exclaims, "Run away!"

Autae Satyr disappears before your very eyes!
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Mellie Amresh says, "Send someone with a bigger dick."

A set of breast implants fall from the sky with a soft plop.

Caretaker Jornnoj Vunn looks up at the sky.

A passing guard suddenly shits himself.
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