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Dante
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| Kit wrote: |
| Kit looks a lot like Tanis, or did until I changed his hair and his eyes, and since Dante found Tanis attractive, he most likely would find Kit attractive. |
Dante can see appeal in Alteri even, though he doesn't even attempt to pursue anything with them due to certain uhh..."size differences" and dangers involved. And while Kit might indeed be attractive, Dante thinks Kit is a self righteous prick for putting Tanis and Enverdi through all kinds of verbal abuse. Therefore all the looks in the world won't do you any good with him. 
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Kit
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 1:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Dante wrote: |
| Kit wrote: |
| Kit looks a lot like Tanis, or did until I changed his hair and his eyes, and since Dante found Tanis attractive, he most likely would find Kit attractive. |
Dante can see appeal in Alteri even, though he doesn't even attempt to pursue anything with them due to certain uhh..."size differences" and dangers involved. And while Kit might indeed be attractive, Dante thinks Kit is a self righteous prick for putting Tanis and Enverdi through all kinds of verbal abuse. Therefore all the looks in the world won't do you any good with him. |
Haha! I won't get into it, but what had happened was Enverdi's player taking an OOC conflict in game. And Kit doesn't find a 2 foot long armored shlong exactly appealing. Oh god. Neither do I. That's insane. He's got his preferance for Darju...though that honestly came from his current lover more then from any player-created reasoning behind it. |
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Sorkaa
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Ok. Maybe it's just for the humor factor. But did some GM officially say Jaddan are wildly out of proportion? It's not like they're 200 ft. tall, I'm going to assume the average Jaddan is about 8'5". That's not that much taller than humans, so the average "shlong" is probably still under 10"..yes? |
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Kit
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Sorkaa wrote: |
| Ok. Maybe it's just for the humor factor. But did some GM officially say Jaddan are wildly out of proportion? It's not like they're 200 ft. tall, I'm going to assume the average Jaddan is about 8'5". That's not that much taller than humans, so the average "shlong" is probably still under 10"..yes? |
I do believe on the boards it was said that....if not that Dante said it. Or maybe Stilldawn. But yeah...2' and armored equals unpleasant for anyone not Jaddan. |
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mellie
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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If Stilldawn said it she most likely was referring to Neifl. And although we all love Neifl  he isn't exactly "the norm" when referring to Jaddan. |
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Brokyn
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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I do enjoy how everything seems to return to sex with our community.
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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How can you not find Humans sexy after that? It's more of a rhetorical question, I suppose, since noone's said anything bad about humans.
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one of my ex girlfriends had a crush on the iron chef announcer.
when she found out he was just an actor it was like she just found out santa died on christmas eve.
then she realized that he was also the star in the japanese version of jesus christ, superstar, and she regained her crush on him.
hey, if you people are going to talk about Dante's armore wang (and claiming it is two feet long is just moronic), i can talk about this.
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Brokyn
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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He's an actor? I thought he really was the chairman of the academy.
Oh, well.
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Dante
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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Why are we talking about Dante's wang?  If you're all that interested in finding out what an average endowment for a Jaddan would be, I'm sure most of you can come up with the equations to do it. 
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Kit
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Dante wrote: |
| Why are we talking about Dante's wang? If you're all that interested in finding out what an average endowment for a Jaddan would be, I'm sure most of you can come up with the equations to do it. |
Who the heck said that Jaddan were 2 feet long and armored then? I always thought that was weird. When Tanis told Kit about it, I shot coffee at the computer screen. Hehe. Maybe it's just something Dante made up and got circulated. |
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Sorkaa
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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| I wouldn't blame Dante; I'm sure whoever originated the phrase didn't mean it literally. And some Jaddans do have armored skin. |
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Kit
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Sorkaa wrote: |
| I wouldn't blame Dante; I'm sure whoever originated the phrase didn't mean it literally. And some Jaddans do have armored skin. |
I'm almost possitive I was told a GM said it first. But yeah, maybe it was a joke. Something for Gabrielle to answer maybe. Knowing anatomy is something I'd like to know...Alteri don't have fingernails? How exactly do Eolai get their marks? Biology of the races is something I'd be interested in. |
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Tugor
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| Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:05 am Post subject: |
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'Wang' sizes in humans vary to great degree, I don't see why it wouldn't be the same for ANY of the races. Besides, you can RP it however you want using anything to support the RP. Penile implant, genetic mutation, naturally large, magic, etc.
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Tylen
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They don't necessarily scale proportionally. I can't really comment on Jaddan culture or evolutionary trends but, at least in primates, size is negatively correlated with how loyal individuals are to their mates. There's some gorilla that is obviously going to be larger than humans, but because they're not very promiscuous they only average around 3 inches.
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Kit
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| Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:08 am Post subject: |
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| Tylen wrote: |
| They don't necessarily scale proportionally. I can't really comment on Jaddan culture or evolutionary trends but, at least in primates, size is negatively correlated with how loyal individuals are to their mates. There's some gorilla that is obviously going to be larger than humans, but because they're not very promiscuous they only average around 3 inches. |
That's really odd logic. You'd think then that gibbons -- who are almost completely monogamous, and are the the only real monogamous species of primate (I exclude humans because we tend to have a lot of partners over our lifetimes) -- would have the smallest of all. Gorillas at least get action with 5-10 females in their social groups.
I tried to do a search to see if it was on the boards, but alas, no. Now I'm curious from a biological stand point on Jaddan. |
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