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Tao
Joined: 19 Nov 2002
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Location: Maryland
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 Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:35 pm Post subject: Your New Name |
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This only takes a minute and it's fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it.
Send it onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
break up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt
from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to
assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
* a = apple
* b = toilet
* c = giggle
* d = burger
* e = girdle
* f = barf
* g = lizard
* h = waffle
* i = cootie
* j = monkey
* k = potty
* l = liver
* m = banana
* n = rhino
* o = bubble
* p = hamster
* q = toad
* r = gizzard
* s = pizza
* t = gerbil
* u = chicken
* v = pickle
* w = chuckle
* x = tofu
* y = gorilla
* z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your
new last name:
* a = head
* b = mouth
* c = face
* d = nose
* e = tush
* f = breath
* g = pants
* h = shorts
* i = lips
* j = honker
* k = butt
* l = brain
* m = tushie
* n = chunks
* o = hiney
* p = biscuits
* q = toes
* r = buns
* s = fanny
* t = sniffer
* u = sprinkles
* v = kisser
* w = squirt
* x = humperdink
* y = brains
* z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts..
Now when you SEND THIS ON.. Use your new name as the subject. And remember
that children laugh an average of 146 times a day - adults laugh an average
of 4 times a day. PUT MORE LAUGHTER IN YOUR LIFE!!!
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Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS
Joined: 19 Oct 2002
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Location: Northern Georgia
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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Boobie Cootiebutt, for me.
Boobie Girdletush, for William
Are you trying to say that I'm an ass, even in my RP? How dare you make such false accusations.
--William
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Tao
Joined: 19 Nov 2002
Posts: 1733
Location: Maryland
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Squeezit CootieBrain for me
Goober WaffleNose for Tao
Goober AppleButt for Thorne
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Kit
Cybertech Extraordinaire~
Joined: 31 Aug 2004
Posts: 3071
Location: Currently cyberwiring your mind
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| Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:59 pm Post subject: Re: Your New Name |
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Me: Zippy Chickenbrain
Kit: Tootie Chickengizzard |
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Tugor
Orgasm Donor
Joined: 18 Oct 2003
Posts: 1483
Location: Yeah. . .right.
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Me: Tootie WaffleBrain here.
Tshar: Cheeseball LizardBuns
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SoulTorn
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
Joined: 20 Nov 2002
Posts: 685
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Moi: Loopy Bubblenose
Glim: Chim-chim Applesniffer
Poor Glim. Sounds like a DR Halfling or something.
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Dante
Boi Toi
Joined: 12 Sep 2002
Posts: 728
Location: Orlando, Florida
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Me: Poopsie BananaNose
Dante: Zippy AppleHead
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HR-Mickey
Cloverfield Monster
Joined: 24 Nov 2002
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Location: I've Got No 'billy
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Me: Pinky Applelips
He Who Lurks: Buttercup Gizzardchunks
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HR-Trevor
Boss Type Guy
Joined: 04 Oct 2002
Posts: 6683
Location: Louisville, KY
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Buttercup Bubblenose. Scary.
Crusty AppleLizard for Trevor.
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SolitaryTurnip
Joined: 17 Jul 2003
Posts: 1724
Location: Your mom (burn)
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Flunky Bubblebrain for me.
Crusty Bananabuns for Vhen.
Vhen's is badass, I think I'm gonna reallocate and change to that. |
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Brenton
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Joined: 05 Jul 2003
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Lumpy Girdlejuice for me.
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Josie
Everyone wants to be me!
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Posts: 499
Location: Where the hell am i?
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hehe cute
Me: Loopy Gizzardtushie
Josie: Snotty Applebuns
hmm i have a fetish for buns and tushies i think
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tygerwulf
Teh Pink Assassin.
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Location: Hiding right behind you, Don't look!
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Tyger: Fluffy Gorillatush
Me: Zippy Cootiebrain
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faechick
Supreme Goddess, like you have to ask.
Joined: 09 Sep 2004
Posts: 24
Location: Mesa Arizona
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Chim-chim Chicken-chunks for me
Cheeseball Cootie-girdle for Ashie
my god...i'm lame in both worlds! 
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the blue fairy
Grandmistress
Joined: 09 Dec 2003
Posts: 1049
Location: my own hell
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Poopsie Gizzardface for me
Chim-Chim Gerbilbrain for Still
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