Cheeseburgers

[HR-Faith]

[ragonda]

okies UK burgers tastes like cardboard fried in whale juice but gotta love a mctasty followed by extra large strawberry shake and at least 4 doughnuts and yes im pregnant

[HR-Faith]

[nireb]

Ragonda is right those burgers there are utterly horrid

[TienaRhyker]

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Mickey ate my uterus
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death.

[HR-Mickey]

I eat everything. Even Yaruian uteri. And I'm still mildly underweight.
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Mickey Brunner

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs.

[TienaRhyker]

That's gross. Maybe you should have kids Mickey so you can have placenta pizza.
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Tiena Rhyker

[Rilas]

umm... blarf!

Back to burgers...

Homemade's always the best, preferably bbq'd so it's not really nasty greasy. Chopped onions mixed into the meat, and bbq sauce. Gotta flip em a bunch or it burns. As for cheese, pepper jack and sharp chedder, none of that pansy medium or mild. Fresh sliced jalepeno's, chili, tomatoes (homegrown) lettuce ( see tomatoes) sliced pickles, dijon mustard, ketchup, and some fresh red onion, already got the bbq sauce cooked in, bacon and don't forget the steak fries and a fork, cause you're not pickin this beast up. i'm also one of those have to work to gain weight types, so this' the perfect burger for me. forgot the bun, it's usually sour-dough bread, or sometimes a sesame seed on, but the stuff falls out and makes it a mess, hence the fork... damn i'm hungry now

Bbq sauce's homemade, i like mine bestest
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[Durinthal]

Because no one else has yet done this:

Tried to amend my carnivorous habits
Made it nearly seventy days
Losin' weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds
Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays

But at night I'd had these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat
Not zuchinni, fettucini or bulghar wheat
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat

Chorus:
Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Heaven on earth with an onion slice (paradise)
Not too particular not too precise (paradise)
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

Heard about the old time sailor men
They eat the same thing again and again
Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead
Well it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn

Times have changed for sailors these days
When I'm in port I get what I need
Not just Havanas or bananas or daiquiris
But that American creation on which I feed

Chorus:
Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Medium rare with mustard 'be nice (paradise)
Heaven on earth with an onion slice (paradise)
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good God Almighty which way do I steer for my

Chorus:
Cheeseburger in paradise (paradise)
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice (paradise)
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice (paradise)
To get a cheeseburger in paradise
To be a cheeseburger in paradise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

Coda:
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good God Almighty which way do I steer for my