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Tugor Orgasm Donor
Joined: 18 Oct 2003 Posts: 1483 Location: Yeah. . .right.
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 6:08 am Post subject: The good, the bad, and the ugly. . . |
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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: it's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies alot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatiques and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections. _________________ It is better to be pissed off than pissed on. |
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the blue fairy Grandmistress
Joined: 09 Dec 2003 Posts: 1049 Location: my own hell
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 7:54 am Post subject: |
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god help me if the last one ever happens to me
TBF _________________ Mellie Amresh says, "Send someone with a bigger dick."
A set of breast implants fall from the sky with a soft plop.
Caretaker Jornnoj Vunn looks up at the sky.
A passing guard suddenly shits himself. |
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ethrstorm Riddle-De-Dum
Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Posts: 265 Location: Artificial trees in an artificial land.
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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;;laughs;; funny _________________ Wash, Rinse, Repeat. <---Instructions found on a brain washing machine. |
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