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Downtweak
Joined: 14 Mar 2003
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Location: West of October
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 Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 10:19 pm Post subject: If My Favorite Philosophers Were on AOL |
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Myself, and a few other people who shall remain nameless decided to translate some good old-fashioned socialist literature into AOL chat room language using http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
Enjoy.
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WTF DA WORKNG CLAS WHO FIGHT AL DA BATL3S TEH WORKNG CLAS WHO MAEK DA SUPR3ME SACRIFIECS DA WORKNG CLAS WHO FRELY SHED THERE BLOD AND FURNISH TEH CORPSAS HAEV NEVER Y3T HAD A VOIEC IN EITH3R DECLARNG WAR OR MAKNG PEAEC!1!!! LOL IT IS DA RULNG CLAS TAHT INVARIABLY DO BOTH!!!1! OMG LOL
-Eugene V. Debs |
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THEYRE IS NO RAASON 2 AC3PT DA DOCTRIENS CRAFTAD 2 SUSTANE POW3R AND PRIVIELG3 OR 2 BLEIVE TAHT WA R CONSTRANEAD BY MYSTERIOUS AND UNKNOWN SOCIAL LAWS1!!1!! LOL THESE R SIMPLY DACISIONS MAED WITHIN INSTITUTIONS TAHT R SUBJECT 2 HUMAN WIL AND TAHT MUST FAEC TEH T3ST OF LEGITIMACY!111! OMG WTF AND IF THEY DO NOT MET DA TAST THAY CAN B R3PLAECD BY OTHER INSTITUTIONS TAHT R MORE FRE AND MORE JUST AS HAS HAP3N3D OFT3N IN DA PAST!11! WTF LOL
-Noam Chomsky |
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TEH POLITICAL AND 3CONOMIC ORGANIZATION OF SOCIAL LIEF MUST NOT AS AT PR3SANT B DIERCTED FROM TEH SUMIT 2 TEH BAES ? DA C3NTER 2 TEH CIRCUMF3RANCE ? IMPOSNG UNITY THROUGH FORC3D C3NTRALIZATION!1!!1!!1 WTF ON DA CONTRARY IT MUST B REORGANIEZD 2 ISUA FROM TEH BAES 2 TEH SUMIT ? FROM TEH CIRCUMF3R3NC3 2 DA CENTER ? ACORDNG 2 DA PRINCIPLES OF FRE ASOCIATION AND FADERATION!!!!11! OMG LOL
-Mikhail Bakunin |
And, well, just for good measure:
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DA ANTHROPIC PRINCIPL3 IS USUALY SADE 2 HAEV W3AK AND STRONG V3RSIONS11!!!!1 WTF ACORDNG 2 DA STRONG ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE THEYRE R MILIONS OF DIFERENT UNIEVRSES EACH WIT DIF3RANT VALUAS OF DA PHYSICAL CONSTANTS1!!1 OMG ONLY THOSE UNIEVRSES WIT SUITABLE PHYS ICAL CONSTANTS WIL CONTANE INTALIEGNT LIEF1!!1!!! OMG WIT TEH W3AK ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLA THEIR IS ONLY A SNGL3 UNIEVRSE!1!! WTF LOL BUT TEH AFACTIEV COUPLNGS R SUPOS3D 2 VARY WIT POSITION AND INT3LIEGNT LIEF OCURS ONLY IN THOS3 REGIONS IN WHICH TEH COUPLNGS HAV E TEH RIGHT VALUES!1!1111 OMG WTF HOWEVAR QUANTUM COSMOLOGY AND TEH NO BOUNDARY PROPOSAL REMOV3 TEH DISTINCTION BTWEN TEH W3AK AND STRONG ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLES11!!1! OMG LOL TEH DIFER3NT PHYSICAL CONSTANTS R JUST DIFER3NT MODULEI OF DA INT3RNAL SPAEC IN TEH COMPACTIFICATION OF M TH3ORY OR AL3VEN-DIEMNSIONAL SUP3RGRAVITY1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL AL POSIBLE MODULEI WIL OCUR IN TEH PATH INTEGRAL OVAR COMPACT METRICS1111!!1! LOL BY CONTRAST IF DA PATH INTEGRAL WERE OV3R NON COMPACT M3TRICS ONE WUD HAEV 2 SPECIFY DA VALUES OF DA MODULEI AT INFINITY1!1111 OMG BUT Y SHUD DA MODULEI AT INFINITY HAEV THOSE PARTICULAR VALUES LIEK FOUR UNCOMPACTIFEID DIEMNSIONS TAHT ALOW INT3LIEGNT LIEF1!11!!1 LOL IN FACT TEH ANTHROPIC PRINCIPL3 RILLY REQUIERS TEH NO BOUNDARY PROPOSAL AND VIEC-VERSA1!!!1! WTF LOL
-Stephen Hawking |
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They hate me because I am the accumulation of the knowledge of Death. That knowledge is a curse to them instead of a useful burden.
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HR-Trevor
Boss Type Guy
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Location: Louisville, KY
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| Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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<laugh>
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SolitaryTurnip
Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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Location: Your mom (burn)
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| Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Haha that's awesome. Pardon me while I picture Stephen Hawking saying "omg wtf lol." |
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HR-Mickey
Cloverfield Monster
Joined: 24 Nov 2002
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Location: I've Got No 'billy
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I'm sad because they all made sense to me, even in AOL terms.
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I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
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