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Shey
Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Posts: 12
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 11:20 pm Post subject: For the lady that needs a laugh |
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1. He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . . You wear
pants don't you?
2. He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
3. He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you? She said . . .Turn sideways
and look in the mirror!
4. On a wall in a ladies room . .. . "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it . .. . " I do not"
5. Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
6. Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
7. Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
8. Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
9. Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
10. Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
11. Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.
_________________ Shey
Goal: To make the world a better place with a little love, and a lot of fun! |
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Downtweak
Joined: 14 Mar 2003 Posts: 389 Location: West of October
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 1:34 am Post subject: |
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5. Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them. |
Sorry, I don't do dishes. _________________ -Downtweak
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They hate me because I am the accumulation of the knowledge of Death. That knowledge is a curse to them instead of a useful burden.
-Nef; From the Dust Returned |
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Chevonne
Joined: 19 Dec 2003 Posts: 171
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 11:01 am Post subject: |
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You forgot my favorite one!
Q. How do you know when a man is happy?
A. Who cares? |
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