Goofy Combat logs

[spikeknight]

Ok so just for fun...whats you're goofy attack/combat log?


here's mine and it happened when i first started HR

fire jesus
Taking a chance on a tricky shot, you fire a matte black short-barrelled gridgun at Jesus Christ. Mercilessly, you land a fair hit to his left eye as Jesus Christ fails to dodge the attack.
... Critical strike!
Jesus Christ reels and falls flat on his back!
... another shot hits!
... another shot hits!
... another shot hits!
Showing true inexperience at work, you fire a matte black short-barrelled gridgun at Jesus Christ. At the last moment he dodges the attack, barely managing to avoid disaster.
[You are balanced, healthy, and well rested.]
Roundtime: 1 sec.
Mellie Knight laughs!
fire jesus
Carefully timing the shot, you fire a matte black short-barrelled gridgun at Jesus Christ. In a display of skill, you land a slight hit to his neck as Jesus Christ fails to dodge the attack.
... another shot hits!
... Critical strike!