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Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS

Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 3648
Location: Northern Georgia

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 2:13 pm Post subject:

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Announcement: And please please PLEASE stop checking WHO FULL.

[Script]>

[Telepathy] Xil Wiolir projects: oops.

[Script]>

[Telepathy] Xil Wiolir projects: my bad.

[Script]>think But.. but now I have to..

[Telepathy] Morgana Vli projects: LAUGHS.

You project your thoughts.

[Telepathy] Acosae Eshai projects: But.. but now I have to..

[Script]>

[Telepathy] Drusilla Fyrestick projects: we all bad.

[Script]>

[Telepathy] Xil Wiolir projects: too funny.

[Telepathy] Armande Viladel projects: we are all bad? this isn't rt. its time
out. *stands in the corner*.

[Script]>

You fully recover your inner focus.

[Script]>who full

There has been an error. The Counselors have been notified.

report Yeah, I had to. Sorry.

The almighty asapi says, "Your message has been sent to all online
Counselors, you freaky ulcer!"

REPORT: for when something needs immediate attention or you're
responding to a Counselor.

ASSIST: for problems where you need a Counselor's personal attention.

BUG: for problems not needing immediate attention.

SUGGEST: for when there's not really a problem, but room for
improvement.

[Script]>In a frothing cacophany of drool and gnashing teeth, Mickey
Brunner descends on you with unbridled hunger. Before you can react, he
brutally snatches you from the ground and shoves you into his mouth,
savagely chewing you to paste.

Mortally wounded, you release a final sigh and succumb to the cold
embrace of death.

** Acosae Eshai is eaten alive by Mickey Brunner!

You've died! You'll either have to wait until a Medic comes to help you or
type RESTORE to be restored from a copy of your genetic image.

--William
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Enverdi
Strange and Exciting

Joined: 19 Jul 2004
Posts: 514

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:11 pm Post subject:

Code:

Naru Enithan says, "Back to the sewers."
>
Naru Enithan says, "Morgie needs weed."

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Why use logic when you can just...make stuff up?

tygerwulf
Teh Pink Assassin.

Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Posts: 1189
Location: Hiding right behind you, Don't look!

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:52 pm Post subject:

Lisa Houston dumps some fruits from a purple lumis silk pack with a silvery shooting star embroidered on it into a hot pink canvas backpack.
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soundless
EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!

Joined: 22 May 2004
Posts: 5970
Location: Spaceship

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:53 pm Post subject:

tygerwulf wrote:

Lisa Houston dumps some fruits from a purple lumis silk pack with a silvery shooting star embroidered on it into a hot pink canvas backpack.

now beau knows about the cabana boy smuggling.

thanks a lot, jerk.
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HR-Beau
The Good Fairy

Joined: 02 Nov 2002
Posts: 1057
Location: Aena Sur, Isle of Esia

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:29 pm Post subject:

Veeeeeery interesting.
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jade
Soldier of the '?'th Century

Joined: 05 Dec 2003
Posts: 217
Location: [Nkehu's Tavern, Common Room]

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:11 pm Post subject: some fun

we suddenly went from two darju to two inner-city gangster chicks. dont ask me!

Code:

Vkan Tezvor grumbles under his breath.

Vkan Tezvor says, "Fine, leave."

Vkan Tezvor gestures vaguely.

You say, "Psh, whatever."

Vkan Tezvor exclaims, "As if!"

You exclaim, "Like really!"

Nkehu Lho shakes her head.

You say, "Nuh-uhhhhh."

Vkan Tezvor says, "Not."

Nkehu Lho stretches out her arms.

You say, "Oh no you dit'ent."

Nkehu Lho laughs!

Vkan Tezvor says, "Talk to the palm, cause you aint the bomb."

Jade Venra snaps her fingers in an exaggerated 'Z'.

Vkan Tezvor exclaims, "Talk to the pinky, cause ya breath is stinky!"

You say, "You aint all that and a bag of eliyar chips."

Vkan Tezvor rolls his eyes.

[COMM][0](Martin Outwater) - Actually, If I can find the office, I was thinking about starting a little work of my own tonight

[COMM][0](Martin Outwater) - <wheezes and chuckles>

Jade Venra flashes an "L" formed by her thumb and forefinger at Vkan Tezvor.

Nkehu Lho says, "Ok...well i think im gonna nap now."
Vkan Tezvor flashes a gang sign with his fingers.

Vkan Tezvor says, "East coast biatch."

You exclaim, "West side, punk!"

Vkan Tezvor says, "Yo yo."

Vkan Tezvor glances at Nkehu Lho.

Vkan Tezvor asks, "What you smilin at cracka?"
Vkan Tezvor pulls Nkehu Lho into his arms.

You say, "Im about to get all up in yo whack 'do."

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Dzynna
Shadow Master

Joined: 11 Jan 2004
Posts: 748
Location: Somewhere in the wilds

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:46 pm Post subject: Re: some fun

jade wrote:

we suddenly went from two darju to two inner-city gangster chicks. dont ask me!

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Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS

Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 3648
Location: Northern Georgia

Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:15 pm Post subject:

Quote:

Shay De'Feregon swats you on the rear end with a birthday cake.

--William
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HR-Shay

Joined: 01 Jan 2006
Posts: 36

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:34 pm Post subject:

If you only knew where that birthday cake had been before i swatted you...
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zamde
Maestro

Joined: 06 Nov 2003
Posts: 211

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:16 am Post subject:

The truth is out there, Scully. And apparently the truth is batshit.

Code:

Aishe Ekeo asks, "Why are darts flying at Chevonne?"
You lean towards Aishe Ekeo and whisper, "Because they're sociopath-seeking darts."
Chevonne Rahn says, "This man.. is against me, Jade, and wants you on his side."
You notice Jade Venra come out of hiding.
Jade Venra asks, "Im sorry, whom?"
Chevonne Rahn says, "Not aishe."
Aishe Ekeo says, "Last I checked I was female."
Jade Venra asks, "Which man, chev?"
Aishe Ekeo goes north.
Chevonne Rahn says, "Aishe."
Jade Venra blinks.
Jade Venra says, "But i thought we just verified aishe was female."
Chevonne Rahn shrugs.
Jade Venra asks, "So, which man were we speaking of?"
Chevonne Rahn says, "We did not."
Chevonne Rahn says, "Him."
Jade Venra asks, ".. then, which man were we about to speak of?"
Chevonne Rahn says, "Forget it."
Chevonne Rahn says, "You will not believe."
Aishe Ekeo arrives from the north.
Aishe Ekeo goes southwest.
Chevonne Rahn says, "Thank you anyWAY."
Chevonne Rahn goes southwest.

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Dixie Pierce says, "I heard Zamde can't have kids cause she lactates poison."

[Telepathy] Yaru Dex projects: I thought Zamde doesn't have kids because her womb is full of aisobs.

You can't spell "slaughter" without 'laughter'.

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Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS

Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 3648
Location: Northern Georgia

Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 2:53 pm Post subject:

Not in-game quotes, but done by a player nonetheless.

Quote:

[15:39] KittCandi: I think Trevor's pc is *********.
[15:39] Me: Haha, why's that?
[15:40] KittCandi: We all know deep down he's just a dirty slut.
[15:40] Me: I dare you to post that on the boards.

Ok. Disclaimer: she was referring to ********* the character, not her player. Please don't start something about that. Besides, this is funny because she was making fun of Trevor, not *********. [edit:] Haidee made me censor one of the names since SOMEBODY might get offended. However, I replaced it with a number of asterisks that are the same number of letters in their character's first name. Figure it out! It's a mystery!

Anyway, I lol'd. Especially since she wuss'd out and made me post it instead.

--William

[edit:] hahaha

Quote:

[15:53] KittCandi: he could be lorek though
[15:53] KittCandi: angry at the world and hates my maps Sad

[15:54] KittCandi: NO!
[15:54] KittCandi: it's BEAU!
[15:54] Me: rofl
[15:54] KittCandi: beau hates my maps cause he wishes his maps were #1
[15:54] KittCandi: we figured it out!
[15:54] Me: I can add that to the log I just posted.
[15:54] KittCandi: trevor=*********
[15:54] KittCandi: beau=lorek
[15:54] KittCandi: oh we're so smark
[15:54] KittCandi: ....
[15:54] KittCandi: wow
[15:54] KittCandi: smart*

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Haidee
Bow chicka bow wow

Joined: 29 Jul 2003
Posts: 647
Location: ..where am I again?...

Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 3:26 pm Post subject:

I'm just too smark for you all.
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HR-Trevor
Boss Type Guy

Joined: 04 Oct 2002
Posts: 6683
Location: Louisville, KY

Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 5:02 pm Post subject:

omg u r so smark.

And while being female might enhanced my chances of being a successful slut at heart notably, I will not even allow my mind to form mental images of such a horrendous fate. You'll have to settle for male slut-trevor in a pc. Of course, I guess if I actually cybered that would help too.
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HR-Hannah

Joined: 11 Apr 2004
Posts: 374
Location: Floating above Abbindolare, Hannah's Cloud

Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 7:07 pm Post subject:

Pfft. Everyone knows Trevor plays a gay guy. You two are way behind. So much for smarks.

HR-Trevor
Boss Type Guy

Joined: 04 Oct 2002
Posts: 6683
Location: Louisville, KY

Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 9:03 pm Post subject:

Don't forget, it's a SLUTTY gay guy.
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