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Enverdi
Strange and Exciting
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| [COMM[5]] "(Anya Lantriklir) - Public Service Announcement: There is a gentleman out in llanfair pretending to repair comms when in fact he steals your man and hides him somewhere.. should you see a man who answers to the name Verdi whack him with a pillow and try and find where he stashed Epolon...::" |
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Why use logic when you can just...make stuff up? |
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HR-Trevor
Boss Type Guy
Joined: 04 Oct 2002
Posts: 6683
Location: Louisville, KY
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Geeze, they won't quit!
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** Hannah Channing just brutally murdered Roselie Magelyan for not giving her a good night kiss! [2:08 am]
** **Hannah Channing just got the Goodnight Kiss-of-Death from Roselie Magelyan [2:10 am] |
It's mating season.
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Sorkaa
Joined: 02 Aug 2003
Posts: 448
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Not a character quote, but still one of the funniest things I've seen IG.
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| A small mechanism on the haeleio table pushes a sleek black female aiba with scarlet socks on each foot off its surface. |
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Tylen
Alpha Antifemale
Joined: 29 Jul 2003
Posts: 1192
Location: Not Colorado
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| Mellie Knight says, "Its the fucking AA club." |
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** The phrase "break a leg" just wasn't ambitious enough for Mellie Knight. [8:31 pm]
** Mellie Knight was soundly defeated by Aesal Anari-Idia in the Zgedhi Gkenrzeg Rav! [8:31 pm] |
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HR-Mickey
Cloverfield Monster
Joined: 24 Nov 2002
Posts: 1844
Location: I've Got No 'billy
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Flicking a switch on the handle of the scalpel, you carefully align it and cut into Hannah Channing's neck.
Hannah Channing says, "I'm telling Valla we played Doctor."
Hannah Channing sticks her tongue out teasingly at you.
Flicking a switch on the handle of the scalpel, you carefully align it and cut into Hannah Channing's neck.
Mortally wounded, Hannah Channing releases a final sigh and succumbs to the cold embrace of death before you.
** Hannah Channing's death cry echoes across the land.
You exclaim, "Dead women tell no tales!" |
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Mickey Brunner
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs. |
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HR-Faith
OCD Grammar Perfectionist
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 964
Location: Japan
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Rikiar Vandalarius says, "No."
Rikiar Vandalarius says, "Leave it 0."
Rikiar Vandalarius just nudged you.
You say, "Uhh."
You say, "No."
Rikiar Vandalarius says, "Uh nothin, leave it 0."
Rikiar Vandalarius tickles you.
Ashleigh Thompson giggles.
Rikiar Vandalarius says, "Trust me."
Ashleigh Thompson says, "You two fight like yer married."
You say, "We are."
Rikiar Vandalarius says, "We are." |
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Medic Guru
hr-faith@haelrahv.com
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -- Bilbo Baggins --
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Dante
Boi Toi
Joined: 12 Sep 2002
Posts: 728
Location: Orlando, Florida
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[Telepathy] Kit Murphy projects: I just found an on/off switch! Whoo!
[Telepathy] Lertig Zithrik projects: wow, i know some women who could use one of those!
[Telepathy] Josie Stormlancer projects: as well as some men too.
[Telepathy] Lertig Zithrik projects: True.
[Telepathy] Lertig Zithrik projects: hey wait, you meant me didnt ya?
[Telepathy] Josie Stormlancer projects: *chortles*. |
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Help! Help! I'm being oppressed! |
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tygerwulf
Teh Pink Assassin.
Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Posts: 1189
Location: Hiding right behind you, Don't look!
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Refer to new sig for more:
>put pot in back
[Sorry, but the server load would appreciate if you stopped cramming things in there.]
EDIT: Changing sig.
>rummage for photo
>> Network buffer overflow: 1300 lines of output to you have been lost <<
You found 1732 matching items.
>put pot in back
[Sorry, but the server load would appreciate if you stopped cramming things in there.]
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An elderly librarian says, "I don't know much about that, I'm afraid."
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HR-Faith
OCD Grammar Perfectionist
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 964
Location: Japan
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| Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:23 am Post subject: |
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Refer to new sig for more:
>put pot in back
[Sorry, but the server load would appreciate if you stopped cramming things in there.] |
Because you trying to crash the server wasn't funny, in the least.
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Medic Guru
hr-faith@haelrahv.com
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -- Bilbo Baggins --
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soundless
EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!
Joined: 22 May 2004
Posts: 5970
Location: Spaceship
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tygerwulf just wanted to be haelrahv's answer to icarus.
he meant well, he's just CRAZY.
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death. |
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HR-Trevor
Boss Type Guy
Joined: 04 Oct 2002
Posts: 6683
Location: Louisville, KY
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We will be putting a limit on how many items may be directly placed in a container, based on the weight capacity of the container. This will artficially simulate volume and will assist in cases like this.
Tyger probably didn't know any better and didn't think it a big deal, but having 411 items in a backpack is a bit of an issue for the game when you go to manipulate an object in that backpack and the parsing system has to filter through all those objects.
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Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS
Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 3648
Location: Northern Georgia
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H>report Ok, you guys can keep waiting to start the festival until after my lag subsides. A+ if you can.
[Message from Trevor Rage] Some of the lag is due to maintenance work I'm doing, but it should be less now than it was a few minutes ago.
H>report Well, I'm downloading a movie, too, so..
[Message from Trevor Rage] Ah, well we'll blame it on your pr0n addiction then.
[Message from Mickey Brunner] And don't go trying to deny it. |
There is no love. 
--William
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fatboy
Joined: 12 Jul 2004
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| Ah, well we'll blame it on your pr0n addiction then. |
Don't be ashamed. I like shrimp too.
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You hack your way through a very young fisherman's back. It may not have been pretty, but it got the job done.
A very young fisherman groans and collapses. |
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tygerwulf
Teh Pink Assassin.
Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Posts: 1189
Location: Hiding right behind you, Don't look!
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Yeah...I wasn't aware it would cause such big problems. The Yaru told me that you said his 90 marbles bugged the system...I was just tryin to see how many would fit. BTW, being on telnet sucks when your trying to get quotes...Oh yeah, and it also sucks when your trying to sell 600 photos so you can move...no little repeat thing...
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zamde
Maestro
Joined: 06 Nov 2003
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You lean towards Jade Venra and whisper, "Here's the plan: When the silence comes off, all the women charge the dirty boy!"
Jade Venra whispers, "Woo!"
Ghuz Mudldud squints at some blue scarification powder.
You lean towards Jade Venra and whisper, "Except you and I seem to be the only other Darju women here. So, uh, you take him from the front and I'll sneak around the back."
Jade Venra whispers, "Got it."
Tkil Mrelri gets some blue scarification powder from a ornately carved silbein box.
Jade Venra whispers, ".. hey! ." |
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An eye for an eye; but my eye's worth more.
Dixie Pierce says, "I heard Zamde can't have kids cause she lactates poison."
[Telepathy] Yaru Dex projects: I thought Zamde doesn't have kids because her womb is full of aisobs.
You can't spell "slaughter" without 'laughter'.
Llanfair Anti-Cyber Brigade Member #0000 |
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