Youth Oppression

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It's hilarious, so I'm sharing it.
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Haenim Habaek stretches his up-turned palm expectantly towards you.
You offer a blackened metal knife with a serrated blade to Haenim Habaek.
If you wish to cancel your offer, type CANCEL.
Haenim Habaek accepts a blackened metal knife with a serrated blade from you.
Haenim Habaek asks, "Do you like race cars?"
You roll your eyes.
You exclaim, "I'm not SIX you know!"
Haenim Habaek asks, "RED race cars?"
Yaru Dex stares at Haenim sternly (or at least some attempt at such) as his fingers twitch.
Haenim Habaek taps a blackened metal knife painted with a big red race car.
Haenim Habaek exclaims, "Vroooooom!"
You groan.
You exclaim, "I'm sure you can make it look more impressive than THAT!"
You say, "I hope so, you DID have a part in that stuff sold outside, I suppose."
You frown at Haenim Habaek.
Haenim Habaek exclaims, "Race cars are fast! VROOOOOOOM!"
You exclaim, "You're INSANE!"
Haenim Habaek offers a blackened metal knife painted with a lifelike red race car to you.
If you would like to accept this item, type ACCEPT within the next minute.
If you would like to decline this item, type DECLINE within the next minute.
You shake your fist in the air!
You accept a blackened metal knife painted with a lifelike red race car from Haenim Habaek.
You glance furtively at a blackened metal knife painted with a lifelike red race car.
You wail loudly.
You exclaim, "You're lucky this boat is too big for me to sink! You're just being MEAN!"
You shake a blackened metal knife painted with a lifelike red race car at Haenim Habaek!
Haenim Habaek asks, "Your parents here to pay for it?"
You exclaim, "I can pay fine. I make my own money!"
You frown.
Haenim Habaek says, "Ah, well, it's free, this time."
Haenim Habaek musses your hair.
You exclaim, "I'm bald!"
You scream!
Haenim Habaek musses your scalp.
You sigh.
You say, "You're terrible."
You shake a blackened metal knife painted with a lifelike red race car!
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death.

[TheTrackerChick]

Ha ha ha ha ha, that's classic!
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All explorers are seeking something they have lost. It is seldom they find it, and more seldom still that the attainment brings them greater happiness than the quest.